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This is the first post. You cannot deny that what best characterizes this post is its conspicuous firstness. Try this: count to a thousand. Done? Good. Now think about the number that you started with when you began your count. You’ll notice that that starting number was oneā€”the very number assigned to this post.

You might be getting mad at me for having just wasted something like ten minutes of your life counting to a thousand. Before you act on your rage, though, remember just how much trouble you can cause for yourself in just ten minutes. By sitting wherever you just were and counting to a thousand, you might have prevented yourself from, say, getting into a steamroller accident or stepping in dog vomit or buying a plush, stuffed cuttlefish online.

In other words, you’re welcome.

This is the end of the first post.

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