Categories
Blog

AI Makes Me Feel Cheap

Crudely made ballpoint pen drawing of a robot speedily wheeling away with a bag that reads "YOUR LUNCH" in its claw.
Are robots stealing our lunch?
Image crudely drawn by Doug Sofer (not by a robot, nor by a competent human artist)

It’s been close to ten months since I released my last podcast episode. No, I haven’t given up entirely, and I’m actually working on some new ones. Still, I feel like I owe my halves-of-dozens of listeners some kind of explanation.

This essay is some kind of explanation.

It’s definitely not a complete explanation. Writing one of those in essay form would involve a level of oversharing that neither you nor I want me to engage in.1Trust me: we’ve both really lucked out on that front. But among the multiple flavors of mid-life, late-life, and get-a-life crises I’m experiencing these days, I’m also facing an artificial-life crisis:

I’ve been a little freaked out by AI.

I’ve found it hard to find value in writing blog posts and recording new episodes when AI can do many of those tasks in the time it takes a pair of standard human eyelids to close and then reopen. 2I’m trying to avoid phrasing with clichés since repeating clichés is precisely what AI bots excel at. It’s possible I may have tried too hard with this one, though. No, large language model (LLM) AI bots don’t make especially good blog posts or podcast episodes, but the fact that they can make either reasonably well has troubled me greatly. It’s simply made some of the kinds of work I do feel cheap.

On this point, I’m ready and willing to share my feelings—the main one being fear. I fear that AI writing and podcasting represents a major break in the history of humans and technology. Up to now, many of our technologies have made our species quicker at doing human tasks. A domesticated ox made it easier for people to plough. A tractor makes many of those processes still easier for humans.3And much easier for the ox. Better musical instruments allow musicians to express themselves in new ways with new sounds and techniques. The first digital audio workstations (DAWs) made it easier for humans to record the music they themselves created. Present-day DAWs like LogicPro, the one I use for my podcast episodes, are cheaper and easier to use than ever and have democratized humans’ ability to create our own polished music and other audio programming.4I love digitally editing music, but I recognize that there are some tradeoffs too. I think we create a false impression when every lick in every guitar solo gets re-timed (quantized) to perfection, and every vocalist’s pitch gets corrected to the precision of a whole drawerful of tuning forks. In short, good music expresses something about the human condition, and humans make mistakes. We therefore risk misrepresenting something fundamental about ourselves when we digitally polish our tunes to an excessive degree.

AI itself has many uses in this realm and can play major roles in the process. To give one lesser-known-outside-of-Idaho example, take the example of an AI-powered potato grading machine. Yes, one of these ChatGPTater5ChatGPTater is ©2025 Doug Sofer. OpenAI, I’m willing to sell you the rights to this name. Please see my hash brown clause in the earlier footnote. robo-tools can tell the difference between what the U.S. Government defines as a “fairly well shaped” U.S. Number One grade potato that’s just over the requisite one-and-seven-eighths inches minimum diameter size, and a U.S. Number Two potato that’s not “fairly well shaped,” but instead is only “not seriously misshapen” and still over one-and-three-fifths inches in diameter.6The AI powered machine in question may be found here https://ellips.com/grading-machine/potato/ , accessed 22 Sept., 2025. Oh, and note to the Ellips Company execs: if anyone reads my blog and happens to buy any of your awesome equipment, feel free to contact me at doug@findyourselfinhistory.com to arrange my 8% sales commission. I accept payment in hash browns. Sure, humans could do that the traditional way—by poking through the old-fashioned Potato Visual Aid charts to figure out just what kinds of spuds they’ve sprung out of their soil.7An unofficial PDF of the U.S. Department of Agriculture potato grading visual aid charts may be found here: https://www.ams.usda.gov/grades-standards/potatoes-grades-and-standards , accessed 22 Sept., 2025. But I totally get why someone might want AI to get all of this tedious work out of Farmer Frankie’s fingers. Ultimately I get that AI can be useful, whether inside and outside the glamourous world of tuberous vegetable categorization.

The point is that AI can make some human work easier. But something feels different when the bots starts writing and podcasting because they can take the humans out of the creative process entirely. That’s not progress; it’s devolution.8It’s exactly what Devo, those wacky guys in the 80s who wore plastic seed-starter pots on their heads, warned us about. Sure, the Tater-Grader 3000 mentioned above9Not its actual name. The Tater-Grader 3000 name is ©2025 Doug Sofer. See earlier ChatGPTater footnote for details.might similarly poop on the parties of those rare farmers who find satisfaction in measuring their own spuds, but it does not actually detract from farming. Writing and audio production, by contrast, are both creative enterprises that bring richness, joy, knowledge, and satisfaction to the human beings that produce them. At their best, they represent human brains thinking through problems, wrestling with difficult questions, expressing what it is like to be alive. Even the existence of a bot that can superficially appear to do these things is just this lifeless thing, a magic trick that’s only pretending to sound alive. It feels like some sneaky ploy to rob our species of something important.

For the record, I don’t think tech companies created these technologies to steal our humanity; and doing so would make for lousy PR. But there is a degree of something akin to theft that accompanies AI that is worth taking seriously. LLM AI technology comes from gobbling up entire libraries full of text.10I asked ChatGPT 5 how many New York Public Libraries of information a current model LLM has. It offered many different ways of estimating that number, but the amount of information is, in fact, equivalent to an entire NYPL full of text. The texts are different, of course, and less coherent than the books and other materials at the library, but very, very roughly, that’s the nearly impossible to comprehend scale we’re dealing with right now in 2025. Natural language processing simply works like a very sophisticated version of auto-complete. The “very sophisticated” part comes from its ability to understand language in context via another exciting concept called “recurrent neural networks.” Those technologies allow AI bots to keep track of important words and concepts and ideas over the course of a conversation; that is, to keep it in memory and return to those ideas again. These are extremely clever technology bits, but the point is that they prioritize importance through training on real humans’ writings.11See, e.g., Christopher Summerfield, These Strange New Minds: How AI Learned to Talk and What It Means (New York: Viking, 2025), Ch. 12, Kindle Edition.

In some sense, we’re just like those bots; we also learn by hearing other people talking and, say, by reading books in actual libraries. The difference is that we still, in 2025, seem to be a lot better at generating original ideas than our robo-amigos.12Psychologist and AI researcher Christopher Summerfield argues that it’s not that large language model AI can’t think for itself per se. It’s just that it can’t think in ways that are nearly as sophisticated as human beings can—yet. They also lack the kinds of biological needs, aesthetics, and sensors that humans have. He writes “…to say that LLMs do not think at all requires a new and rather convoluted definition of what it means to ‘think’.” See Summerfield, These Strange New Minds, 178 and Ch. 22, passim, Kindle Edition. And, as far as we can tell, when they write or develop audio content, they’re simply predicting the kinds of language products that a typical person would likely generate. For the most part, then, it’s not really capable of writing originally at all, instead leaning heavily on clichés. Something similar takes place with the audio content from Google’s NotebookLM. It sounds amazingly real, and the audio quality is through the roof. But the content it generates is so generic as to be almost cringe—a Gen-Z adjective that seems practically made for this development.

All of which is to say that the AI revolution has indeed cheapened writing and audio production—but mostly the generic flavors of both. What you,13I’m assuming you’re a fellow human. If you’re a robot and are interested in being trained by me in how to think originally, I am available for hire. Please link up with your potato grading colleagues and arrange my payment in hash browns (see above footnotes on this recurrent hashbrown theme). and I hopefully can create by writing originally may in fact be becoming rarer. And as with gemstones, precious metals, and good ideas, rare things are ultimately extremely valuable. That realization is why my current bout of demoralized sulking has not (yet) defeated me. I’m still hanging in there and I will definitely be updating the podcast with new episodes reasonably soon, simply because doing so still matters—if only just to me.

That’s what I’m telling myself anyway, at least until the bots get smarter.

  • 1
    Trust me: we’ve both really lucked out on that front.
  • 2
    I’m trying to avoid phrasing with clichés since repeating clichés is precisely what AI bots excel at. It’s possible I may have tried too hard with this one, though.
  • 3
    And much easier for the ox.
  • 4
    I love digitally editing music, but I recognize that there are some tradeoffs too. I think we create a false impression when every lick in every guitar solo gets re-timed (quantized) to perfection, and every vocalist’s pitch gets corrected to the precision of a whole drawerful of tuning forks. In short, good music expresses something about the human condition, and humans make mistakes. We therefore risk misrepresenting something fundamental about ourselves when we digitally polish our tunes to an excessive degree.
  • 5
    ChatGPTater is ©2025 Doug Sofer. OpenAI, I’m willing to sell you the rights to this name. Please see my hash brown clause in the earlier footnote.
  • 6
    The AI powered machine in question may be found here https://ellips.com/grading-machine/potato/ , accessed 22 Sept., 2025. Oh, and note to the Ellips Company execs: if anyone reads my blog and happens to buy any of your awesome equipment, feel free to contact me at doug@findyourselfinhistory.com to arrange my 8% sales commission. I accept payment in hash browns.
  • 7
    An unofficial PDF of the U.S. Department of Agriculture potato grading visual aid charts may be found here: https://www.ams.usda.gov/grades-standards/potatoes-grades-and-standards , accessed 22 Sept., 2025.
  • 8
    It’s exactly what Devo, those wacky guys in the 80s who wore plastic seed-starter pots on their heads, warned us about.
  • 9
    Not its actual name. The Tater-Grader 3000 name is ©2025 Doug Sofer. See earlier ChatGPTater footnote for details.
  • 10
    I asked ChatGPT 5 how many New York Public Libraries of information a current model LLM has. It offered many different ways of estimating that number, but the amount of information is, in fact, equivalent to an entire NYPL full of text. The texts are different, of course, and less coherent than the books and other materials at the library, but very, very roughly, that’s the nearly impossible to comprehend scale we’re dealing with right now in 2025.
  • 11
    See, e.g., Christopher Summerfield, These Strange New Minds: How AI Learned to Talk and What It Means (New York: Viking, 2025), Ch. 12, Kindle Edition.
  • 12
    Psychologist and AI researcher Christopher Summerfield argues that it’s not that large language model AI can’t think for itself per se. It’s just that it can’t think in ways that are nearly as sophisticated as human beings can—yet. They also lack the kinds of biological needs, aesthetics, and sensors that humans have. He writes “…to say that LLMs do not think at all requires a new and rather convoluted definition of what it means to ‘think’.” See Summerfield, These Strange New Minds, 178 and Ch. 22, passim, Kindle Edition.
  • 13
    I’m assuming you’re a fellow human. If you’re a robot and are interested in being trained by me in how to think originally, I am available for hire. Please link up with your potato grading colleagues and arrange my payment in hash browns (see above footnotes on this recurrent hashbrown theme).
Categories
Blog

Spontaneous Generation of Life and the Author’s Platform

Historian Doug Sofer looking down at a magical tome. Insects fly out of the pages from a glowing, purple magical miasma.
Montage image assembled by the author and his robo-friend.
Selfie of Doug Sofer hand-blended with Procreate for iPad into an AI-generated text-to-image picture created with the Flux.1 Schnell model.

How the history of science helped me rein in my magical thinking

Note: A shorter, less frenetic, footnote-free version of this essay originally appeared as a guest post on Jane Friedman’s blog. Jane is a guru on all aspects of the publishing industry.

So this is embarrassing. Here I am, this rational, scholarly historian, this steadfast proponent of the power of logic and evidence to help us interpret the past. But sometimes I catch myself believing in 24-karat Gandalfian magic.

It happens when I think about building my platform. I suspect I’m not alone here.1A quick search for the term platform on Jane Friedman’s website confirms just how much this topic does confuse many would-be authors.

Platform-building contains many genuine mysteries, and mystery and magic go hand-in-hand. What’s my ‘brand’ and how do I refine it most efficiently? Which flavors of social media do I use to find new readers? How do I put together a newsletter? How do I get people to notice all my hard work on my blog? What media are willing to accept pitches from new writers? Why does my profile photo look like I’m mid-sneeze?

Many of these questions do not have obvious answers. And when we humans lack knowledge, we tend to conjure up mystical explanations. We abandon data and reason, and instead we plunge our putty knives into the great tub of supernatural spackle to fill in the gaps.

In my case, it’s not only that I lack experience in cultivating a public presence—which I do. I also feel like the platform comes with a genuine paradox: You need a large audience of readers to get your work published, but you’ve got to get your work published in order to attract a large audience. In other words, building a writer’s platform feels a lot like conjuring something out of nothing. It’s like how people used to believe that living animals could just spawn themselves out of lifeless muck.Trying to make sense of it all, I did what any reasonable, professional history guy would do: I began investigating how past thinkers and scientists debunked the concept of spontaneous generation of life.2This is one of the least-appreciated perks of being a historian: I get to look up obscure-sounding stuff from the past and call it part of my job. I once spent most of a workday trying to figure out how and why White Castle and Krystal decided to make tiny little hamburgers. Do that in most jobs and you get fired for wasting company time. But I knew I’d eventually be able to bring what I learned into my classroom and beyond. In fact, the story of sliders is actually pretty cool and connects to some big historical ideas, both during the Progressive Era (1880s–1920s) and to the Great Depression (1929–39). Let me know if you’re interested in this question and I’ll blog and/or make a podcast episode on the topic.

I found it comforting to learn that most clever people throughout most of history also believed that things could just spontaneously come to life—just zap into being. Ancient thinkers embraced the concept, as did the greatest minds of the Middle Ages and the Renaissance. Most of the people in this smarty-pantsed crew3[1] That statement’s a bit imprecise; most of these people didn’t wear pants at all. They were smarty-robed, smarty–chitoned, –peplosed, –himationed, –chlamysed, –toga’d, and so on. See, e.g., this essay from the Metropolitan Museum of Art, “Ancient Greek Dress” at https://www.metmuseum.org/toah/hd/grdr/hd_grdr.htm .were convinced that maggots magically wriggled into existence every time meat started to go funky.4Apologies if you’re reading this while eating lunch.

Even the guy famous for refuting spontaneous generation still believed in it when things seemed too complicated.

It wasn’t until 1668 during the Scientific Revolution that Francesco Redi got thinkers to question the concept of spontaneous generation. He demonstrated through experimentation that if you could properly isolate a glob of decaying roadkill5That’s Uccisione stradale in Italian from any actual flies, the carrion would fail to produce any of the little buzzers all on its own. Yes, your pound of putrefying pork would still be disgusting, but not maggoty disgusting.

So mystery solved, right? Nope: Redi’s experiments didn’t actually end the debate at all. Long after he’d passed away and his laboratory’s doors shut forever,6For the sake of the custodial staff, I hope he and his grad students cleaned up all the dead stuff before closing shop. belief in spontaneous generation continued. Other thinkers during Redi’s time rejected his findings outright. The idea persisted during the Enlightenment of the 18th century, and it remained a mainstream idea even throughout the vast majority of the 19th century.

Redi’s story is actually pretty similar to what’s happening to me when reflect on the process of cultivating readers. Just like with Redi, I’ve got a bad case of bet-hedging when I consider what it means to pump one’s platform full of life-juice. Redi’s contradictions emerged from how difficult it was to understand all of the variables when it came to the sheer numbers and varieties of parasites out there. In my case I get overwhelmed by a similarly bewildering quantity of variables in play when it comes to building an online reputation as a writer. That confusion can draw me into realms of fantasy at times. Sure, I understand that a mob of readers won’t just materialize overnight after I sing my heart’s sincerest wish by a moonlit window like a Disney freaking princess. Even so, I still catch myself foolishly buying into myths about regular people’s content suddenly going viral. Those stories are everywhere. Someone’s blog or YouTube channel suddenly becomes the talk of the town, all because of the quality of their content. I know it’s all a fairy tale; but it’s a seductive one even so. It’s alluring because overnight celebrity really does sometimes materialize spontaneously into existence; it’s just that you’ve got less than a four-legged ant’s chance in the aardvark house of it actually happening to you.7 A single aardvark can chomp down 50,000 ants in a single evening according to the (awesome) Cincinnati Zoo. https://cincinnatizoo.org/animals-archive/215443/ , accessed 4 Aug., 2024. Speaking of things going viral, can we each convince a couple thousand friends and your buddies at the OED to help make “a four-legged ant’s chance in the aardvark house” into a new cliché? Thanks in advance.Most platforms don’t just lightning-bolt to life just because a writer is good. There are plenty of talented people out there who can write exceptionally well, and literary agents’ inboxes are so flooded that they have to periodically refrain from accepting queries at all. At that point, I start to feel like the whole thing is just a matter of good luck—which is to say, it feels a lot like magic.

Our story is pretty typical so far for the history of science; old ways of thinking don’t just disappear overnight. What fascinates me, though, is that Francesco Redi himself also didn’t entirely abandon the idea of spontaneous generation. That’s right: Even the guy famous for refuting spontaneous generation still believed in it when things seemed too complicated.Redi’s on-the-fly research is one of the reasons he’s known as the “The Father of Modern Parasitology.” But he—like most other famous Parents of Various Historical Things—was a whole lot more complicated than any multiple-choice test can convey.8 Redi actually hedged his bets on the fly-o-genesis8Not, technically speaking, a word. question. Despite those famous experiments, he still had to fill in the mysterious spaces—those gaps in his knowledge.

He hypothesized, for instance, that natural forces at work in plants and animals could automatically spawn parasitic worms—even when there hadn’t been any other worms around. After looking under the hoods of a lot of plants, he surmised that all those squirming invertebrates must emerge directly from fruits and flowers through some kind of life-giving mojo. He speculated there must be some “soul or virtue” in at least some plants that created the beasties. Not just plants either; animals also contained similar preternatural powers within them. Intestines were factories for roundworms, tapeworms and other similar nightmare-fare. Other nasty critters came into being the same way in Redi’s view. You’d just be minding your own business and then Bam! You’re lousy with lice. They’d just show up without any parents—no other louse in the house.9See Paula Gottdenker, “Francesco Redi and the Fly Experiments.” Bulletin of the History of Medicine 53:4 (1979), 579. http://www.jstor.org/stable/44450950. In fact, based on that version of spontaneous generation, you’d be the lice’s parents.10I’d bring you a congratulatory casserole, but I’m waiting until the lice are gone.

To make Redi’s story even messier, he later retracted some—but not all—of these theories. He wrote in 1693 that his earlier reference to “plant souls” had been impulsive: “I let this line escape from my pen almost by force…”11Gottdenker, “Francesco Redi,” translation from French in footnote 10. He comes very close here to claiming that his ideas about spontaneous generation came into existence through spontaneous generation.

To be fair to Redi, many of the parasites he studied turn out to be less like houseflies and more like space monsters from the Triangulum II dwarf galaxy.12That’s a real galaxy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triangulum_II . Considerably less is known about the space monsters.There are at least a couple hundred different species of worms alone that can infect humans, and hundreds of thousands of total species that affect nonhuman animals, plants and fungi. Most are able to produce barely visible eggs in quantities that are difficult to fathom unless you’ve got access to one heck of a microscope. For example, one of the most common wormy parasites in humans that Redi would have known about is the Old World hookworm, Ancylostoma duodenale. They can produce lots of eggs. As in 30,000. Per day. More confusing still to someone accustomed to working with houseflies is the fact that many intestinal worms are hermaphrodites and/or can reproduce asexually; neither of those phenomena were well understood in Redi’s age. Even some species of lice can reproduce solo, meaning that even a swinging single louse lady can still generate plenty of nits to pick—all by herself.13It’s a process called parthenogenesis which allows unfertilized eggs to produce young.

In fact, so many smart folks—Redi included—believed in spontaneous generation that it’s our lack of belief in it that distinguishes us present-day people from our ancestors. It illustrates just how weird we are to have settled this question once and for all.14Scientists today still are still pretty convinced that billions of years ago life did originate from non-living stuff. See, e.g., https://evolution.berkeley.edu/from-soup-to-cells-the-origin-of-life/how-did-life-originate/. It took us literal centuries of scientific research, debate and technological advancements just to learn that only mommy and daddy flies can create baby flies.15I’m talking houseflies here. Mayflies and some other kinds of fly girls can reproduce without males sometimes. I also learned about a group of scientists in 2023 who managed to manipulate fruit fly genes so that they could reproduce asexually: See, e.g., https://www.cam.ac.uk/research/news/scientists-discover-secret-of-virgin-birth-and-switch-on-the-ability-in-female-flies . Yet despite those scientists’ deliberate, conspiratorial efforts to mess up my essay, “virgin birth” is definitely still not the same thing as spontaneous generation since it still requires at least one parent-fly.

And that’s the fascinating—possibly somewhat disgusting—tale of Francesco Redi and the Parasites From Nowhere.16“Francesco Redi and the Parasites from Nowhere” would be a great band name.Even he did not settle the issue of spontaneous generation during his own distinguished career. To be fair, it wasn’t his fault. Settling the question required centuries of additional scientific research, debate, and technological advancements. Only in the 19th century did Louis Pasteur’s work with bacteria finally prove that life doesn’t just hocus-pocus out of thin air.

Sure, I understand that a mob of readers won’t just materialize overnight after I sing my heart’s sincerest wish by a moonlit window like a Disney freaking princess.

Luckily, there are some modern-day Francesco Redis working out the nonmagical origins of getting lucky—the Rated-G version. Data scientists have demonstrated that luck in building your rep—in the platform sense—requires lots of reps—in the workout sense. Much of that insight is intuitive; we have to keep writing and grinding away until the right folks notice us. But we also now understand that simply grinding doesn’t necessarily work. Data scientist Seth Stephens-Davidowitz’s 2022 book about big data, Don’t Trust Your Gut, describes what he calls “Springsteen’s Rule” for creative artists: The most effective self-promoters are those who have a bad case of wanderlust. Stevens-Davidowitz contends that Bruce Springsteen might have ended up just a minor celebrity if he’d have stayed exclusively in his home state—hiding on the backstreets, stuck in the mud somewhere in the swamps of Jersey. Instead, Bruce was born to run. He moved his hungry heart out of his hometown and thundered down the road, sharing his tunes as far and wide as he could manage. The record company eventually gave him a big advance, and he achieved his stone desire.Stephens-Davidowitz cites Springsteen’s strategy as an example of “hacking” one’s luck. In so doing, he highlights the work of fellow number cruncher Samuel Fraiberger and his analysis on the variables that predict artists’ success. Fraiberger’s study showed that the most successful artists were not simply persistent in getting their work out to the public. The ones who flourished the most also took their art shows on the road, going to many different galleries of many different kinds—as far and wide as possible.17Seth Stephens-Davidowitz, Don’t Trust Your Gut: Using DATA To Get What You Really Want in Life ( New York: Dey Street, 2022), Ch. 6. So yes, luck matters—but creative types can also make it work more effectively.

Moreover, successful authors seem to do much more than simply hack their luck. They also find the right message, and get it to the right people at the right time in the right way. And that’s when we need to do something that’s remarkably rational: Get some advice from people with actual, real-world experience in building these kinds of readerships. There are some incredibly helpful resources out there. Jane Friedman’s blog, where a shorter version of this essay first appeared, is one of them. And I recently took Allison K. Williams‘ and Jane Friedman’s enlightening “Zero-To-Platform Bootcamp” webinar18This was one of Jane’s online classes. See https://janefriedman.com/online-classes/ for future offerings.which also helped me gain some much-needed perspective. I learned that successful platforms take persistence, patience, and probably a couple of years to build—and that’s okay. The process is about knowing yourself, what you have to offer, and understanding who will benefit from having your words in their lives. It’s about communicating with your specific readership, and finding ways to engage meaningfully with them. It requires knowing what kinds of books have been written already, where there are opportunities to find an appropriate niche for you in the marketplace. And a lot more.In the big picture, Francesco Redi’s story taught me that grasping truth out of complex, interconnected variables requires experimentation. On this front, I’ve found the advice from literary agent Max Sinsheimer especially useful when he urges authors to understand that the entire publishing process itself is a kind of research project. “And,” he adds, “it never really stops.”19Max Sinsheimer and Reedsy, “How to Query Nonfiction: An Agent Explains | Reedsy Live” at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOKEoIjc6aM , accessed 15 Jan., 2024.

All of which is to say that building a rep is at least as complicated as the most hard-to-fathom lifecycles of the creepiest and crawliest creepy-crawlies out there. After all, we humans are even more unpredictable than lice, maggots, and hookworms combined.20All together now: Ewwwww. For all these reasons, I’m trying to cut myself some slack when I start feeling like the whole thing’s just a bunch of sorcery. I just try to get back on track as soon as I can. If understanding the complexity of platform-building is ongoing, maybe the real trick is to treat it like a journey that never really stops and do our best to enjoy the ride.

  • 1
    A quick search for the term platform on Jane Friedman’s website confirms just how much this topic does confuse many would-be authors.
  • 2
    This is one of the least-appreciated perks of being a historian: I get to look up obscure-sounding stuff from the past and call it part of my job. I once spent most of a workday trying to figure out how and why White Castle and Krystal decided to make tiny little hamburgers. Do that in most jobs and you get fired for wasting company time. But I knew I’d eventually be able to bring what I learned into my classroom and beyond. In fact, the story of sliders is actually pretty cool and connects to some big historical ideas, both during the Progressive Era (1880s–1920s) and to the Great Depression (1929–39). Let me know if you’re interested in this question and I’ll blog and/or make a podcast episode on the topic.
  • 3
    [1] That statement’s a bit imprecise; most of these people didn’t wear pants at all. They were smarty-robed, smarty–chitoned, –peplosed, –himationed, –chlamysed, –toga’d, and so on. See, e.g., this essay from the Metropolitan Museum of Art, “Ancient Greek Dress” at https://www.metmuseum.org/toah/hd/grdr/hd_grdr.htm .
  • 4
    Apologies if you’re reading this while eating lunch.
  • 5
    That’s Uccisione stradale in Italian
  • 6
    For the sake of the custodial staff, I hope he and his grad students cleaned up all the dead stuff before closing shop.
  • 7
    A single aardvark can chomp down 50,000 ants in a single evening according to the (awesome) Cincinnati Zoo. https://cincinnatizoo.org/animals-archive/215443/ , accessed 4 Aug., 2024. Speaking of things going viral, can we each convince a couple thousand friends and your buddies at the OED to help make “a four-legged ant’s chance in the aardvark house” into a new cliché? Thanks in advance.
  • 8
    Redi actually hedged his bets on the fly-o-genesis8Not, technically speaking, a word.
  • 9
    See Paula Gottdenker, “Francesco Redi and the Fly Experiments.” Bulletin of the History of Medicine 53:4 (1979), 579. http://www.jstor.org/stable/44450950.
  • 10
    I’d bring you a congratulatory casserole, but I’m waiting until the lice are gone.
  • 11
    Gottdenker, “Francesco Redi,” translation from French in footnote 10.
  • 12
    That’s a real galaxy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triangulum_II . Considerably less is known about the space monsters.
  • 13
    It’s a process called parthenogenesis which allows unfertilized eggs to produce young.
  • 14
    Scientists today still are still pretty convinced that billions of years ago life did originate from non-living stuff. See, e.g., https://evolution.berkeley.edu/from-soup-to-cells-the-origin-of-life/how-did-life-originate/.
  • 15
    I’m talking houseflies here. Mayflies and some other kinds of fly girls can reproduce without males sometimes. I also learned about a group of scientists in 2023 who managed to manipulate fruit fly genes so that they could reproduce asexually: See, e.g., https://www.cam.ac.uk/research/news/scientists-discover-secret-of-virgin-birth-and-switch-on-the-ability-in-female-flies . Yet despite those scientists’ deliberate, conspiratorial efforts to mess up my essay, “virgin birth” is definitely still not the same thing as spontaneous generation since it still requires at least one parent-fly.
  • 16
    “Francesco Redi and the Parasites from Nowhere” would be a great band name.
  • 17
    Seth Stephens-Davidowitz, Don’t Trust Your Gut: Using DATA To Get What You Really Want in Life ( New York: Dey Street, 2022), Ch. 6.
  • 18
    This was one of Jane’s online classes. See https://janefriedman.com/online-classes/ for future offerings.
  • 19
    Max Sinsheimer and Reedsy, “How to Query Nonfiction: An Agent Explains | Reedsy Live” at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOKEoIjc6aM , accessed 15 Jan., 2024.
  • 20
    All together now: Ewwwww.